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Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

Oh my god

As they were loading, I thought to myself, “Surely the Belle one must be the most terrifying, because it’s coming toward the camera at a speed a sloth could not possibly achieve on a rolling ladder, unless someone pushed it. And that doesn’t make the sloth terrifying, it makes the person rapidly hurtling a costumed sloth at me terrifying.”

And then the Cinderella one loaded and I knew how wrong I was.

"rapidly hurtling a costumed sloth"

this is the greatest thing

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